Favourite Quotes from Charmed or the Fanfic's

[matthew]

Hey guys, I am sure you guys have atleast one favourite quote from Charmed, or from Lexi's Fanfic, so why dont you guys post them here. It can be goofy, funny, serious, sad anything at all, that amused or touched you, post em here.


One of my fav quotes from charmed
"I dream of Phoebe"

(Chris just told Paige that he wish for Piper and Leo to sleep together)
You! Oh my god, you are sick! What is wrong with you? You're disgusting!
No! ...
You are some creepy registered sex offender from the future!
No, no, no...
Oh my god, you are so gross!
I'm Piper and Leo's son.
What?!

[Lexi]

Ok, so my one from Charmed is A Paige From The Past, actually, I have two from here...

The first one is when Paige and Leo are in the past:
Paige: (to Leo) I thought you were my guide, not judge.

And the second is when Piper and Darryl are in the jewellery store that Phoebe and Cole hit when they were possessed:
Darryl: Piper?
Piper: Uh-huh
Darryl: You just froze the crime scene.
Piper: Uh-huh
Darryl: You can't freeze the crime scene.
Piper: Well I did.

Oh, just thought of another, although I can't quote it, it's when Darryl and Cole are in the captain's office, when Cole's going on about how he's now human and doesn't know what he wants to do with himself and Darryl keeps questioning about Cole wanting to be a cop. You'd need to see it, but it's hilarious.

Anyway, from mine, since I've got to do it, the quotes not actually up yet, it's comes in the fifth episode of Angels and Demons which I'm just in the middle of the script version now.
Chris: She can regenerate, it's one of her powers.
Melinda: Do you want to tell us the rest of her powers?
Silence
Melinda: Or do I need to read your mind?

Anyway, that's all for now, I'll be back with more quotes later

[Chloe C]

Oh my God! I loved that between Piper and Darryl, that was so funny.

One of my favs and I may mis-quote it here is during the Titans episode...

Paige: Power. Power's good. I like power. Why do I like power?

And also in "Is There A Woogy in the House"
Piper: The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes
Prue: I don't like them, but I dont' go running naked through the house screaming, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, either.
Phoebe: Ok, that is such an exaggeration, I was wearing slippers

And I've got to put one of Phoebe and Piper, can't remember the episode, but I remember the lines:
Piper: You were at Cole's all night?
Phoebe: Uh-huh
Piper: Did you...?
Phoebe: uh-huh
Piper: Was he...?
Phoebe: Uh-huh

And my final one is Barbas:
How cute. The great big Elder's afraid of a teeny-weeny itsy-witsy-baby.

I could go on forever with some favourite quotes but I won't. So far, I don't have any from Lexi's scripts, I'm still waiting for later episodes.

Chloe x

[matthew]

This is another one of my favourite quote.

From Forever Charmed:

Adult Chris: I mean, we don't know what happened. One minute everything is fine...we're kicking demon ass...
Adult Wyatt: Actually, I was kicking some demon...
Adult Chris (interrupting): Oh, pphhh...
Grams: Watch your language.
Adult Chris: Sorry Grams.
Adult Wyatt: Wait! Grams? As in the Grams?
Adult Chris: Yeah.
Patty (to her daughters): Ah...confused. Are these my future grandkids or yours?
Phoebe: No, yours.
Patty: Oh! Hi!

[Deleted]

i liked that one 2, especialy when they start about Coop.
but these are some of my favorites :

Chris: Aren't you supposed to be at work or something?

Greg: I'm on a break. I came to surprise Piper.
Chris: Oh. Little booty call, huh?
Greg: Is she here?
Chris: No, sorry, she's sleeping.

[Scene: Manor. Living room. Phoebe and Chris are there. The grandfather clock chimes.]
Chris: They're not waking up. How come they're not waking up?
Phoebe: Would you relax?
Chris: Relax? I'm sorry, did you say relax? Because I'm about to disappear, vanish forever, cease to exist.
Phoebe: Oh my god, you're so dramatic. (Piper and Leo wake up.) Hey, are you okay?

Yes they're both of 'I dream of Phoebe' But i love that episode

[Lexi]

It took me a while to get into that episode. I think it was because it was the first one of season 6 I actually saw and was a little confused and then it ruined everything about season 6 for me. I sat for ages going "Isn't he Piper and Leo's son?" and "Wait, why are they kicking him out when he's their son?"
Stupid me, really.

[baley]

By far, one of my favorite quotes has been in Angels and Demons: 1 x 19 - Halliwell 101, with Henry! I love Henry in that series for some reason...

Henry: Have you ever watched CSI? They did one set in Miami. Wasn’t as good as the Vegas one, but was better than the New York one, and there was a lot of normal things that happened.

So funny to me for some reason, and I laugh every single time I read it. Plus, I agree with him. The Vegas one was SO much better than the other ones.

[Lexi]

Wow! you havea favourite quote from my series! I'm honoured.

Oh and his comment was just my thoughts put through him if I'm being completely honest. It took me ages to get into CSI Miami and still haven't gotten into CSI New York, the original is always the best.

[baley]

LOL, I just realized something. I haven't read the episode for awhile, but I think that Henry says that to his Whitelighter, Liam, I think.

I think he's played by Eric Szmanda, if I'm right, the guy who plays my fav charrie on CSI.

If I'm wrong, however, I am very stupid. If I'm right... LOL!

[paulahalliwell]

My fav quotes are:

Piper: Have you ever said I love you to anyone?
Prue (pauses): Yeah, Mom. It was the last thing I said to her before she died.

Piper: Your not going to believe this, I'm not sure I do. I think.. no I know this woman is Brittany Reynolds.
Prue: Yeah right Piper and I'm Rosie O'Donnell.

Piper: Sorry about knocking you out. Nothing personal.
Prue: Yeah, well, at least you didn't blow me up.
Piper: Yeah, I was kinda relieved too.