Post by Esmeralda on Mar 24, 2009 23:46:34 GMT
We did this on another site and had a lot of fun with it. Here you can put things that you think the characters of Charmed would never say and that hits your funny bone! Although after seeing where it's gone on the other site, do all of us a favor--KEEP IT CLEAN!! No one wants to buy a ton of mind bleach!!!
To give you some ideas, here are some of my favorites from the other site:
Prue: You know what? You guys go ahead and save that innocent without me. I think I'll just stay here, relax, and put my feet up with a margarita and a good book. Innocents have never done anything for me, so why should I care about them? Have fun, be careful, and I'll see you later!
Piper: Oh, Leo, I hate having a normal life! I really want to embrace my destiny as a witch, especially as a Charmed Ones and start hunting for Innocents to help, like Prue did. And in order to do that, we HAVE to talk those wonderful, fantastic Elders into giving you your wings back.
Phoebe: I think this outfit is much too revealing. I can't wear it out in public. And why would I ever want to find the father of my daughter? After all, I'm about to join a convent!
Paige: I would like you guys to meet my new charge, Billie. She was the valedictorian at MIT with the highest GPA ever, so she's REALLY smart. She doesn't have any powers, but she has REAL good fashion-sense and if we can help her find her sister who went missing when she was young, they'd do SOOO much good in the world that both would become future whitelighters.
Leo: Piper, I won't be your little errand boy anymore! Prue is now a whitelighter, so she and I are taking the boys and are going to go back to Elderland and stay there!
Wyatt: You know something? With parents like you guys, rather than being Twice Blessed, I think I'm Twice Cursed!
Chris: Sure. Ask me anything about the future that you want to know. After all, it's so crappy that I don't care about the future consequences at all.
Cole: Phoebe, you're the most self-centered b*tch I've ever met and I'm sick of you! Paige and I are going to run off to Vegas together!
Christy: I must've been adopted. No way I could have a sister like Billie! I must truly be a Halliwell!
Brad Kern: No, no, no, writers! How many times do I have to tell you? This show is supposed to be FEMALE-centric! Now change that boy baby into the girl baby Piper saw in the future RIGHT NOW! And the KID the Twice-Blessed Child who's even more powerful than his mother and aunts?? No, No, NO!!!! Nothing can ever be more powerful than The Power of Three! EVER! Now change it, right now or no more bananas for any of you for a month!
Shannen: Well, of COURSE you can use my image on the show despite of the horrible way you fired me!
Holly: Oh, I'm SOOO glad that b*tch Shannen left! The set is SOOO much quieter without her.
Alyssa: Oh, I miss Shannen! Oh, I wish Shannen was still here!
Rose: Shannen? Who's Shannen?
OK, you get the idea. Now it's your turn!
To give you some ideas, here are some of my favorites from the other site:
Prue: You know what? You guys go ahead and save that innocent without me. I think I'll just stay here, relax, and put my feet up with a margarita and a good book. Innocents have never done anything for me, so why should I care about them? Have fun, be careful, and I'll see you later!
Piper: Oh, Leo, I hate having a normal life! I really want to embrace my destiny as a witch, especially as a Charmed Ones and start hunting for Innocents to help, like Prue did. And in order to do that, we HAVE to talk those wonderful, fantastic Elders into giving you your wings back.
Phoebe: I think this outfit is much too revealing. I can't wear it out in public. And why would I ever want to find the father of my daughter? After all, I'm about to join a convent!
Paige: I would like you guys to meet my new charge, Billie. She was the valedictorian at MIT with the highest GPA ever, so she's REALLY smart. She doesn't have any powers, but she has REAL good fashion-sense and if we can help her find her sister who went missing when she was young, they'd do SOOO much good in the world that both would become future whitelighters.
Leo: Piper, I won't be your little errand boy anymore! Prue is now a whitelighter, so she and I are taking the boys and are going to go back to Elderland and stay there!
Wyatt: You know something? With parents like you guys, rather than being Twice Blessed, I think I'm Twice Cursed!
Chris: Sure. Ask me anything about the future that you want to know. After all, it's so crappy that I don't care about the future consequences at all.
Cole: Phoebe, you're the most self-centered b*tch I've ever met and I'm sick of you! Paige and I are going to run off to Vegas together!
Christy: I must've been adopted. No way I could have a sister like Billie! I must truly be a Halliwell!
Brad Kern: No, no, no, writers! How many times do I have to tell you? This show is supposed to be FEMALE-centric! Now change that boy baby into the girl baby Piper saw in the future RIGHT NOW! And the KID the Twice-Blessed Child who's even more powerful than his mother and aunts?? No, No, NO!!!! Nothing can ever be more powerful than The Power of Three! EVER! Now change it, right now or no more bananas for any of you for a month!
Shannen: Well, of COURSE you can use my image on the show despite of the horrible way you fired me!
Holly: Oh, I'm SOOO glad that b*tch Shannen left! The set is SOOO much quieter without her.
Alyssa: Oh, I miss Shannen! Oh, I wish Shannen was still here!
Rose: Shannen? Who's Shannen?
OK, you get the idea. Now it's your turn!