Things That Would NEVER be said on Charmed...
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Post by christopher on Apr 15, 2009 17:43:49 GMT
Barbas: I think scareing people is kinda bad, All I want is a puppy and a apartment in manhatten to call my own insted of coming out every friday the 13!
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Post by Esmeralda on Apr 15, 2009 19:42:14 GMT
hehehehe! Fantastic one, Christopher!
Demon of Illusion: Rather than bringing all of the characters from horror movies, I'm going to bring the Disney princes to life. They would make perfect husbands for The Charmed Ones!
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Post by christopher on Apr 16, 2009 21:52:58 GMT
lol that's funny
Zankou:the nexus isn't really all that great and since I controll the underworld anyway, I am never going to fight the Charmed Ones again
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Post by Esmeralda on Apr 16, 2009 22:28:59 GMT
hehehehe! Yup!! Or a different way of doing it:
Zankou: How could I be so stupid?? I don't want to be controlled by the shadow that lives beneath the Manor, and besides, if I'd thought about it, I'd realize that I can't control the Nexus because the nexus is a location--the Halliwell Manor is equidistant from the five basic elements--earth, fire, water, wood and metal. So in order to destroy the Charmed Ones, all I have to do is get rid of one of those elements. I'll just burn down the forest that supplies the wood element. Then the Charmed Ones will no longer be able to tap into that power. Piece of cake! That's what's called using my head for something other than a hatrack!
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Post by Lexi on Apr 16, 2009 23:00:59 GMT
Love it, Es, but how about this.
Grams: What was my family thinking, building a house on top of a Nexus. They were asking for trouble. I'm going to burn the house to the ground and move my family well away from there. I don't want them to have anything to do with their heritage and I definitely don't want anything to do with the Nexus. Evil can have it for all I care.
Cole: I should have killed Phoebe when I had the chance, when I was Belthazor. All she does now is moan, moan, moan and sleep around. She was much better before I married her. Maybe if I can get in touch with the Avatars again, I'll arrange it so that I did kill Phoebe. Then Prue, Piper and Paige would be the Power of Three and everything would be perfect in the world.
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Post by Esmeralda on Apr 17, 2009 0:17:29 GMT
ROFLMFAO! Oh, those two are the best yet, Lexi!!
Leo: Why did I ever give up my wings? All Piper does is order me around and just keeps being a b*tch to everyone, even our sons. And I wondered why Chris hated me and tried to turn me into an Elder. It's not because I was gone; it's because I'm such a whimp! No more! I'm going to demand my wings back and then I'm going to take that b*tch, I mean, witch, and turn her across my knee, give her the paddling she's been asking for for the last year! ! From now on, my sons' father is going to be a MAN!
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Post by Lexi on Apr 17, 2009 12:11:36 GMT
Definitely wished I'd have seen that happen, Es! Give Leo a purpose again.
This is just something I was having fun with while thinking about S8
Baby Wyatt: I'm going to send mommy far, far away. Somewhere where she has to learn to use her powers to protect the innocent and then I'm going to save daddy all by myself. Well, maybe with a little help from Chris too, if he wants to, since he has enough power to back me up. Maybe then, I'll send Aunty Phoebe on some sort of journey so she can learn that having this baby isn't so important. I don't want a cousin anyway, not from her. From Aunty Paige, that won't be too bad, but not Aunty Phoebe. Her daughter will be just as spoiled and bratty. Hmm...I wonder what the Twice Blessed powers can really do.
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Post by Esmeralda on Apr 17, 2009 12:42:35 GMT
Yup, good purpose for Leo--give Piper the paddling she deserves and the father the boys deserve!
hehehehehe!! Oh, wouldn't THAT be fun?? Especially if the Charmed Ones are really the Stillmans?? I think you have yourself a winner here, Lexi! What an alternate universe THIS would be!
Piper: Why would I ever want to open up a restaurant? Saving innocents is SOOO much more rewarding!
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Post by Lexi on Apr 18, 2009 11:54:26 GMT
Phoebe: That little girl I saw? Oh no, I'm not that interested. When she is meant to be born and when I find the right man, I will get her but no sooner. There's no point in searching until then and I'm definitely not going to just sleep with every guy on the planet!
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Post by Esmeralda on Apr 18, 2009 15:06:09 GMT
Sam: Elders, look. Paige is a CHARMED ONE! She can't concentrate on being both a Charmed One and a whitelighter which could cause the death of her sisters and the death of many innocents! Most important of all, PAIGE IS NOT DEAD YET!! Don't force my daughter to be something she's not and something she's not meant to be for many, many years yet! So give this Billie to me as my charge and LEAVE MY DAUGHTER ALONE! Look, you already forced us to lose the best whitelighter we've ever had, Leo. Don't make the same mistake with my daughter!
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Post by Lexi on Apr 19, 2009 16:48:10 GMT
Nice, it would have been nice to see Sam stick up for Paige and *really* become a Whitelighter. He still seemed to be knarked at being a Whitelighter in S8.
Darrly: No way are the three of you witches! I don't believe you! I don't believe that stuff. Now, Andy, yeah ok, Andy believed in that stuff before you made this up, he was easy to manipulate and he loved you Prue, but I can't believe that. Now tell me really why you're involved in so many of our unsolved cases and exactly how Andy died.
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Post by Esmeralda on Apr 20, 2009 1:41:11 GMT
I agree re: Sam. How Patty could choose HIM over Victor I'll NEVER understand!
hehehehe! Can you imagine the girls trying to convince Darryl that they're witches after THAT?
Sheila: Oh, c'mon, Darryl! I LOVE San Francisco and I LOVE the Halliwells like they were my own sisters! Look at all the good they've done, all the innocents they've saved especially after that adorable Chris helped get you out of jail and stopped them from taking your soul! We CAN'T move!
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Post by Lexi on Oct 15, 2009 9:09:33 GMT
Evil Wyatt: I don't care where my brother is, he can be in the past, he can change what happened. I don't care. Maybe that's just what I want to happen.
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Post by Esmeralda on Nov 8, 2009 23:12:25 GMT
hehehehe!
Chris: (thinking to himself as he watches Leo kill Gideon) Cool! Now Dad won't remain an Elder and now Wyatt will be evil, so I can phase back and kill Wyatt and no one will be upset with me! Then we'll see who's the real Twice Blessed!
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Post by matthew on Nov 10, 2009 23:29:50 GMT
Very Interesting ones, Loved all of them, okay here is one, Just to let you know I m making this up as I go, so dont expect it to be so great.
Piper: Whoa! Coop looks so Hot, Why did Phoebe the slut gets to have him, when all she's been doing is sleeping around for the ruddy child she saw in her god damn premonition. Maybe I should Blow her ass up and have my way with Coop after the Funeral.
Phoebe: Man, ever since I got tied to this god damn Job, All I've been getting is moaning Mails, would it kill people to send something interesting in the mail, its letter after letter of depressed loners. (mimics) Oh Phoebe, Im so depressed because my wife let me, what can I do to get her back -(Normal tone) For one, get drunk and smashed, second get laid, easy.
Paige: Man Life been so simple when I was the only kid, now the amount of time I have to spend with these morons of my sisters, Maybe I should come up with a Leave me Alone Potion...who cares I have the book and I'm going to rule the world...Of Course after draining Wyatt of his powers...more powers...(Laughs Maniacally)
Leo: Boy I love being a Puppy dog to Elders, all the things they've got up there, Priceless....like the Fluffy Sofa up there, it so in this season and to Die for.....I dont understand why Piper always have to call me when I'm trying to get some peace and quiet in my new comfy Fluffy sofa.
Chris: I didnt come back to save Wyatt, I came back to get even....Now I show Mr IM Almighty Powerful guy when I take his buck naked photo back with me to show to all his minions...(snaps photo of baby Wyatt)....that will show him...
What do u guys think....not my best work but I've tried.
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