Things That Would NEVER be said on Charmed...
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Post by matthew on Dec 1, 2009 13:43:55 GMT
Lol, yea I cant see Piper wearing Orange lipstick, unless she is possessed by a demon.
Prue: Phoebe I got a party to go to, do you have anything I could Borrow?
Phoebe: Sure thing Prue, what theme are you going for....slutty, slang, Im hooked but Still available, You can look but take care when you touch, as well as, Prostitue...
Prue: I think I go with the I'm hooked but still available..
Phoebe: Cool. Nice choice prue.
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Post by Esmeralda on Dec 2, 2009 0:35:18 GMT
LOL, definitely can't imagine Prue saying that!
Phoebe: Piper, I'm going out with Jason tonight and I have nothing to wear. Can I borrow something of yours?
Piper: Well, I don't know. A lot of my clothes are a lot tighter and skimpier than yours. You'd feel awful self-conscious in mine. Oh, I know. My go-go outfit! The sparkly bra that just covers my nipples and the little panties that barely covers my, well, you know, and the gold boots! Perfect! After all, that's what turned Leo on, so I'm sure it will turn Jason on!
Phoebe: But I don't want Jason turned on! I want him to respect me.
Piper (rolling her eyes) Phoebe, when are you ever going to grow up?
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Post by matthew on Dec 3, 2009 0:55:24 GMT
Haha, yea I dont see Piper saying that. Lol.
Paige Orbs in looks totally exhausted. Piper walks in.
Piper: Busy Night?
Paige: Enthusatically: Hell Yeah!
Piper: How long?
Paige: Four Hours.
Piper: Whoa! Thats long.
Paige: I know, tell me about it.
Piper: Even Leo doesnt last that long...Richard must be one hellva guy.
Piper Walks out. Leo orbs in looking equally exhausted.
Leo: What was that about?
Paige: Piper just told me how Awesome you are in bed.
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Post by Esmeralda on Dec 3, 2009 2:26:56 GMT
Hmmm. I'm going to redo yours with just a slight different ending, the ending I *thought* you had written...Maybe it's what you meant but not how it ended up sounding:
Paige Orbs in looks totally exhausted. Piper walks in.
Piper: Busy Night?
Paige: Enthusatically: Hell Yeah!
Piper: How long?
Paige: Four Hours.
Piper: Whoa! Thats long.
Paige: I know, tell me about it.
Piper: Even Leo doesnt last that long...Richard must be one hellva guy.
Piper Walks out. Leo orbs in looking equally exhausted.
Leo: Oh, oh, does she suspect?
Paige: Nope, I told her I was with Richard.
Leo: She never has to know that when it's two whitelighters together it lasts twice as long. And you're so much sexier than Natalie. Same time tomorrow?
Paige; My pleasure!
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Post by matthew on Dec 3, 2009 12:09:00 GMT
Hm....I liked Your ending...I was going for something along those lines but I didnt wanna come off as too dirty, lol.
Piper: Leo where have you been, I've been calling you for past ten minutes.
Leo: Sorry Piper, But the Elders are having party up there and invited all the whitelighters with free drinks, I couldnt resist, besides i figured your call wasnt that much of a emergency for me to back out of the fancy dress party.
Piper looks angry.
Piper: How dare you....*leo looks scared*....How dare you go to an party without me? Take me with you before I blow up one of my useless sisters.
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Post by Esmeralda on Dec 5, 2009 16:16:35 GMT
LOL, no, I wouldn't want to push dirty any more than we have--imply it, don't actually say it. Believe me, this is NOTHING compared to some of those other sites that usually have the sisters doing something together or Leo and Cole or Wyatt and Chris or Chris and Leo or, well, you get the idea. That's stuff that we can keep out of this thread, agreed? hehehehe, good one. NOW we know why Leo keeps going Up There! Piper: I've decided to make P3 an alchohol-free nightclub. Yes, we'll lose a LOT of customers and a LOT of money, but think of all the lives we'd save!
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Post by matthew on Dec 6, 2009 15:01:41 GMT
Lol, Defo cant see Piper saying that, not Unless she's under a spell or something.
Daryl: Guys, I quit....
The Sisters: What?
Phoebe: Daryll, you cant quit!
Piper: I understand we put you through so much, but please dont quit on us...
Daryll: No, No, no...I'm not quitting on you guys, I'm Quittin my job to Join you guys, so we can all be Witchy Bruvs, ya get me!
Paige: Err...What about Sheila?
Sheila: *enters holding a broomstick* what about me, Being a Witch can be so much fun...Now if you guys only help me work this thing, * Holds the Broomstick up* I would save bunch of dollars in Gas.
The Sisters looks shocked, they glance at each other and shake their head.
Piper: What do you know....
Phoebe: Did she Just....
Paige: Tell me about it....I've been a witch for three years and that thought never crossed my head, think of the money I could've saved on gas!
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Post by Esmeralda on Dec 15, 2009 3:03:21 GMT
ROFLMFAO! Wouldn't that be SUCH fun to find out that Darryl and Sheila are witches, too??
Yours inspired me to do this one:
Prue: That does it! Magic killed Andy! I can't do this anymore! I quit!
Piper: You quit what?
Prue: I'm not going to be a Charmed One anymore!
Piper: But what about all of the innocents?
Prue: Oh, I'll still be saving them--I'm joining the police academy tomorrow--Darryl's going to be my sponsor!
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Post by matthew on Dec 17, 2009 12:32:40 GMT
Hahaha. that was funny, joining police academy .
Piper Walks into the Kitchen one day to find Wyatt busy cleaning the surface of the counter. Surprised at the action, Piper asked: Sweetie, what you doing?
Wyatt: Isnt it obivous, Im cleaning Mom.
Piper: I know that but Why?
Wyatt: *Looks little embrassed* Oh no reason, I'm just helping you out....
PIper; Thank you sweetie. (Wyatt returns to cleaning, Chris walks in, he dumps his plate on the sink and was about to leave.) Chris, wash your plate up. Be responsible like your brother.
Chris cocks his eyebrows at Wyatt, who flashes his winning smile.
PIper: you dont have to clean but you could atleast wash up after yourself. Look at your brother, see how helpful he is, you could learn a thing or two from your brother.
Chris: You know, the mighty blonde is only cleaning cause he shagged a girl in that counter of yours.
Piper: [Shocked] He did what?
Wyatt: [scared] What I didnt....
Chris: Yup, all over the place. I should know cause I walked in on them, naked, doing their dirty business where you just got your hand on.
Piper looks disgusted.
Chris: Have fun. (Chris walks out with a smile, as Piper's scream echos through out the house)
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Post by Esmeralda on Feb 2, 2010 21:30:53 GMT
Now that one's *definitely* pushing the limit....
Wyatt: Dad, I've finally found the girl I want to marry. There's just one problem. She's a little bit older than I am.
Leo: What's this name of this slightly-older woman?
Wyatt: Billie Jenkins.
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Post by matthew on Feb 2, 2010 22:28:15 GMT
Lol, it was funny, u gotta admit, something Wyatt is more likely to do.
Chris: Mom, have you ever wondered how your life would've been if you married Dan?
Piper: Sometimes, why?
Chris: just curious, so do you?
Piper: No, maybe once but that was a long time ago. Why?
Chris: nothing, it just I'm wondering if you did, maybe Wyatt would've had some more brains than right now, who knows. eh.
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Post by Esmeralda on Feb 9, 2010 22:56:27 GMT
hehehehehe! Leo being the reason why Wyatt doesn't have any brains...
Chris: Mom, I thought I was supposed to have all of these powers like Wyatt has. Why don't I?
Piper: Oh, didn't I tell you? Thanks to your otherself coming back and changing things, you're not half-whitelighter; you're half-firefighter!
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Post by matthew on Feb 26, 2010 0:22:48 GMT
Haha, thats funny....HAlf Firefighter...lol,
Piper: Phoebe your cooking was so delicious yesterday, what kinda of meat did you use in that Pie? Pork, Lamb...?
Phoebe: Oh Lamb.
Piper: Really, did you buy it?
Phoebe: No, I just used the one that you bought from the butchers yesterday.
Piper: Erm, Pheebs, I didnt go butchers yesterday....so what meat did you use?
Phoebe: One in the fridge...
Piper: I-I...there was no meat there...other than...
Paige Voice: Piper, What have you done with the Demon's gut I left in the fridge? I need it for the potion.
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Post by Esmeralda on Jun 14, 2010 18:57:39 GMT
EWWWWWW! The only problem with that is one is that Phoebe would never have made something like that - she's vegetarian. Now if you had switched Phoebe and Paige, it would've been perfect.
Paige: I'm sick of being a redhead. I'm going to change hair colors.
Piper: So you're going to go back to being a brunette?
Paige: Nah, that's too boring. I'm going to go blue with pink polka dots!
Phoebe: OOOO! Save some of that potion for me! But can I have green polka dots instead?
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Post by Lexi on Jul 22, 2010 14:31:47 GMT
Phoebe: I'm going to stop trying to find the guy for me and the father of my daughter. It was just a vision quest and that doesn't mean it has to happen. I'm happy on my own and don't need anything to tie me down!
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