Things That Would NEVER be said on Charmed...
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Post by Esmeralda on Nov 11, 2009 1:33:33 GMT
LOL, those are actually pretty good, Matthew--I sincerely laughed at Chris grabbing pictures of naked baby Wyatt to show Wyatt's minions!
Hmmm. Lemme see.....
Coop: So let me see, I'm looking for love and this sl*t just wants to get laid so I can give her a daughter. No, no, just not my type. Especially when she's still pining for that half-demon. Now her sister, with a husband whose as frozen as her heart, oh, yes, it will be fun to melt the heart of the Ice Maiden! And our daughter will be able to teach her brothers to love--something the Ice Maiden never will--so they won't become the Source and his minion in the future. I wonder if they'll ever realize that I've come from the future to save theirs!
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Post by matthew on Nov 13, 2009 13:18:05 GMT
Thanks Es. Glad You enjoyed that. Let me Try Another one. Wyatt: Why me, Why the Bloody Hell me, Why do I have to be the Twice Blessed Child, all this power I have, but I cant use them...Oh no! (mimics Piper) Wyatt, you use your powers for personal gain and you gonna be so sorry Young man when you lose Mr winky between your legs cause of the Consequences...{normal tone} Bloody hell, Im 21.(Chris Orbs a remote into his hands - Wyatt Screams) I didnt do it...Mr Winky....Mom....(runs out of the room screaming)
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Post by Esmeralda on Nov 13, 2009 17:39:47 GMT
ROFLMFAO! Oh, that's the funniest one yet!
Chris: MOM! Wyatt's using his powers for personal gain again! (to self) Hehehe! I'm so glad I hid all of these half-Elder powers to myself. I can use them for personal gain to my heart's content and they always think it was Wyatt!
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Post by matthew on Nov 14, 2009 12:09:38 GMT
Chris being little Evil there! Haha!
Phoebe: My sister is the luckiest bitch in the world. She bagged a Whitelighter, whose madly in love while all the ones I've dated ran for their lives...sometimes I wonder if its worth living....Who am I kidding, time for new Plan...(Clicks her fingers - Her breasts enlarges) These babies should do the trick on my next victim....come to mama....
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Post by Esmeralda on Nov 17, 2009 2:08:50 GMT
Oh, I was never convinced that Chris on the show was good--during "It's a Bad, Bad, Bad World", I truly thought that when Leo handed Baby Wyatt over to him that Chris was going to kill Wyatt! I was SO relieved when Chris died instead! And so glad when Leo saved Wyatt during "Imaginary Fiends" so that both boys could be good in the future.
Speaking of:
Leo: Wyatt, look. Chris told us you become evil in the future and obviously you haven't learned anything. So your mother and your aunts have a present for you.
(The Charmed Ones enter and throw a potion at Wyatt):
Charmed Ones: "Prudence, Patricia, Penelope, Melinda, Astrid, Helena, Laura and Grace,"
(Wyatt catches on fire and starts screaming)
Halliwell witches stand strong beside us, Vanquish this evil from time and space."
(Wyatt explodes.)
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Post by matthew on Nov 19, 2009 12:55:21 GMT
Haha....They Vanquished Wyatt...but Nice distraction from Leo - They Have a present for you, haha.
Prue: (In Afterlife - Looking down at Paige - who is reading book in her room) - That Bitch bagged my Room....And Oh my God what is she wearing, She needs a serious fashion consultant....(Paige Orbs the phone to her) Helloo....doesnt ever listen to me around here, just because Im flipping dead....Hang on, I'm Dead....that means I'm free....IM FREE! FREE from those damn annoying bitches of my Sisters....YAY!....Time to Live....(runs away screaming Hysterically)
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Post by Esmeralda on Nov 21, 2009 7:05:10 GMT
ROFL! Now that would be funny to watch!
FROZEN LEO: Oh, this is so nice! No Piper making me do all of her chores and not even letting me have any nookie, the b*tch. No Phoebe blathering on and on about finding the father of her daughter. No Paige blathering on and on about nothing. No Wyatt fussing. No Chris, wait, I never see Chris anyway, so I don't care about him. Yes, this is the life. Being frozen is the best thing that ever happened to me, much, much better than being a whitelighter and having to be at the beck and call of the Elders and my charges. I should've stepped in front of a car as soon as I became mortal.
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Post by matthew on Nov 22, 2009 14:15:08 GMT
Lol, thats funny. I should've stepped in front of a car soon as I became a mortal. hhaha.
Grams: (To Young Piper, Phoebe and Prue) Now Girls, If you dont behave, You know whats going to happen?
PRue: Mr Bunny Gets it! Phoebe: please not the bunny, anything but the Bunny! Piper: relax phoebe, Mr Bunny is Safe.....Grams wouldnt do anything to Mr Bunny.
Prue Whispers to Piper : thats because mr Bunny is buried 6ft under in the back garden Piper Whispers back: I know, I helped you remember.
Grams: Now Behave yourselfs while I go and get some tea.
Phoebe: Where is Mr Bunny, I havent seen him around for a while.
Voice: Prue...Piper....
The Sisters turn around to find a decayed looking bunny walking into the Foyer. All the Girls screams.
Mr Bunny: How can you Do this to me! Piper: (cries) Its not My fault, its Prue's idea to Bury you. Prue: (cries) I didnt know what to do, you were dead. Phoebe: (cries) Oh my god, Mr Bunny you ruined your fur and my favourite ribbon with that red stain.
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Post by Esmeralda on Nov 26, 2009 5:14:21 GMT
Oh, I wish we could've seen something like that! Or better, if Mr. Bunny had come back to get them after they were adults! A version of Woogs, but different....
Speaking of The Woogyman, this is actually from my favorite game, 'Harmed, but I love it so much and it's so something we'd never see:
(Zankou comes down the stairs, trying to get rid of the Woogy, so he can take over the Nexus. When he reaches the bottom of the stairs, he drops a newspaper. Woogs floats over to the newspaper and starts reading the jobs pages.)
Woogs: I can get 20 bucks an hour plus tips working with the hippies in Haight-Ashbury! Screw guarding the Nexus - I'm gonna be a tourist attraction!”
(Woogs swirls into a cheesy-looking tornado of black smoke and flies out)
Zankou: Ah, HA! The Nexus is now MINE!
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Post by matthew on Nov 28, 2009 14:06:23 GMT
LOl, yea i never got the point between Woogy and Nexus, whether its the same thing or Not as we seen in Charmed that both whether the Woogy or the Nexus, the girls tend to chant the same spells, so it always gets me confused.
Speaking of Woogy: We go with Woogy.
One Day, Piper, Chris and Wyatt were in the Kitchen. Piper is trying to comfort crying Wyatt, while Chris sniggers in the background.
Piper:(to Wyatt) Sweetheart I'm sure there is nothing under your bed especially not Woogy.
Wyatt: But Mom, I swear its there, Whenever I'm sleep, it calls out to me, knocks on my bed,...*Sniffs* and threatening me that I will always be evil.....
Piper: Aww Sweetie. You're sixteen, you have to stop thinking there is a Woogyman under your bed. Look at Chris, he is certainly not scared about Woogy.
Chris: (all Manly) yeah Wy, try to be man, will ya.
Wyatt: Chris is not scared of Woogy because the Woogy has a problem with the evil Pixie in Chris' Closet, whose threatening to steal Chris away if he tells you about it.
Piper looks at Chris...who looks shocked.
Chris: (shocked)oh my god Wy....now you've done it...he is going to take me away now for sure....*cries* Mom, I dont wanna go....please dont let him take me away...Please, Please...Please.....*grabs Piper's legs and cries*
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Post by Esmeralda on Nov 29, 2009 13:05:06 GMT
ROFLMAO! Oh, that's fantastic!! Especially when the boys are that old! I thought it was Little Wyatt and Little Chris, but for them to be in their teens...perfect. As for the Nexus, that was typical Kern screwing stuff up. According to "Is There a Woogy in the House?" the Nexus is a location with the Woogy living below the Manor, while according to Kern, the Nexus is an actual thing that the Woogy lives in. In the 'Harmed game, they do it Kern-style, so that's why I did it that way. I decided to swipe a little bit more from 'Harmed the Game, just because this is something that we'd never see or hear on Charmed, but, oh, don't we wish: (The sisters have found The Ludicrous Contrivance, which bears a remarkable resemblance to an iPod. It has only one song on it - Michael Jackson's “Bad”. Wouldn't it be terrible if someone with the power of projection started singing “I'm bad! I'm bad!” Billie shows up, admiring her slanty mouth and maggot neck in her makeup mirror. Seeing The Ludicrous Contrivance, she grabs it and puts it on. She starts dancing to the music, singing 'I'm bad! I'm bad! I'm really really bad!' It seems like her stupid-ass projection power ought to act on that...) Piper: FINALLY! (Piper can't freeze good witches, of course, but now that Billie is bad, guess what! She's frozen and says and does nothing--very refreshing! The sisters take advantage of the moment and in revenge for a year of annoyance, they slap the frozen bimbo repeatedly around the face until their palms sting. When everyone has taken out their frustration, everyone looks at Piper and grins. Piper's grin is the hugest as she finally does what she's been wanting to do ever since Billie first appeared.) Piper: YES! Now that she's bad and a warlock, not a witch... (Piper unleashes her full destructive power on Billie, who has just enough time to scream before being blown to Sh!t. Piper let out a long moan of pleasure, then looks very embarrassed.) Piper: I think I just had a little orgasm...at least I think so. I've never had one before....
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Post by matthew on Nov 29, 2009 14:01:09 GMT
Thats Kinda Dirty Es, Lol. Although it was quite amusing. Lol.
During a Demon Attack, Chris was affected by the Gas of Venis Demon (Demon of Lust) and According to Book Of Shadows, whoever the Victim sees first, the have lustful desire.
Wyatt Orbs In - "Chris are you Okay?"
Chris: Seductively: Of Course Wy...*Giggles* Boy you look so handsome....*rubs his hands on Wyatt's face* Whoa! your face is so smooth!
Wyatt: Erm...Chris, are you feeling Alright?
Chris: Of course....I just feel....Horny! (the Venus Demon sneaks behind Wyatt - Chris giggles) - Watch out!
Wyatt turns around just as Venus blows smoke on Wyatt's face, whose confusion slowly changes into Lustful smile.
Chris: Oops!....You okay Wy?
Wyatt: Hell yeah! You know Chris, being your big brother Im suppose to teach you things right...*Wyatt advances on Chris*
Chris: uh huh...
Wyatt: Well, I bet I can show you something more interesting in bed...care to find out.
Chris: Hell yeah! *They start Kissing- but Chris Stops* If anyone asks, we did this under the demon's influence, got it.
Wyatt: Totally, I just always wanted to what you were like in bed.
Chris: Ditto
Wyatt: Hang on...*Wyatt waves his hand and Venus demon explodes* That demon's power sucks ass!
Chris: Tell me about it.
They Dissappear in swirling Orbs.
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Post by Esmeralda on Nov 29, 2009 23:33:08 GMT
hehehehe! I *do* wish they would've had more episodes with demons like that! It would be *so* fun!
Like mine, yes, it's a bit dirty, but a LOT of fun! Let's just not let it get too much dirtier than this! It has on some of the other sites, and...
Hmmm, let's bring it back to something like THIS:
Phoebe: Now why would I be interested in finding my daughter's father? I've seen the Light and am entering a convent next week!
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Post by matthew on Nov 30, 2009 16:50:27 GMT
LOl, I agree being the Site admin, I must restrict those who post too much dirty things and Im pretty sure Lexi will have my back if I post naughty things about Wyatt and Chris down here. Lol.
Back to Sanity Level:
Piper (to Phoebe): Being a Witch is too hard, I love Dan, but at the same time Leo is hot, both are hot...what shall I do Pheebs?
Phoebe: Do what I always do.
Piper: What's that?
Phoebe: Have fun with both of them and if you did end up being pregnant, you can never tell whose kid it is, since both are hot, blonde guys.
Piper: Nice one.
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Post by Esmeralda on Dec 1, 2009 1:17:31 GMT
What is it with you and thinking that brunet guys are blonds? Dan was a brunet, not a blond! And what if the baby had been a brunette girl like Piper? Then for sure she wouldn't have known who the father was. But you are absolutely right--that would've NEVER been said on Charmed! Paige: Piper, I'm all out of lipstick. Can I borrow your orange? (Can you imagine Piper being the one wearing orange lipstick rather than Paige? EWWWW!)
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